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'I'm a eat you': Crazed naked man high on bath salts threatens to eat police officers as they try to
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| 11:37 EST, 3 July 2012
| Daily Mail Reporter
Posted on 07/03/2012 12:06:58 PM PDT by null and void
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To: null and void
"Damned kid totaled the car." Usually that only requires triggering the air bag.
So I take it the kid wasn't hurt too badly, yet.
Look at it another way, perhaps. Your loyal house servant, the car, has sacrificed itself to protect your offspring from self-induced idiocy. What more could you ask of it?
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posted on
08/01/2012 4:53:43 AM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(The road less traveled is often hazardous that way.)
To: NicknamedBob; fanfan; null and void; Darksheare; ColdOne; Silentgypsy; Cyber Liberty; Anoreth; ...
Good morning, everyone. The LOLcat site isn't working well this morning, or my connection to it has a problem, so here is a nice picture of Jake and Shannon:
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posted on
08/01/2012 5:46:45 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Live in such a way that your life would not make sense if God did not exist.)
To: no-to-illegals
Thank you! And good morning! I hope you have a wonderful day. We’re going to the hardware store to get new blinds for the dining room.
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posted on
08/01/2012 5:51:33 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Live in such a way that your life would not make sense if God did not exist.)
To: Tax-chick
Jake has the prime spot, I see. Is he overseeing the Epic Fail Lawn Service?
I’m losing so much weight, I may have to finally invest in a “new” wardrobe. This is wierd.
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posted on
08/01/2012 6:46:49 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
To: Monkey Face
Good morning. Trip to the hardware store has been delayed by Kathleen’s nap.
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posted on
08/01/2012 6:53:46 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Live in such a way that your life would not make sense if God did not exist.)
To: no-to-illegals
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posted on
08/01/2012 6:54:06 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
To: null and void
Oh, no. That shows what a good person you are. I never let anyone else drive my car w/exception of Mr. Sg. Prayers up. Do you have public transportation where you live? We have nothing like that here.
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posted on
08/01/2012 7:06:47 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
To: Tax-chick
Good morning! What a lovely, peaceful picture. Thank you for posting.
I overslept. Weird thing is that I went to bed early last night because today’s my day at the shelter and I wanted to get up early. Must’ve found another function on the alarm clock because the silly alarm rang only once instead of nagging me every five minutes. That tells me that the Creator has kept me out of something unpleasant.
Have a great day and TTYL!
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posted on
08/01/2012 7:14:13 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(If you love your freedom, thank a vet.)
To: Tax-chick
Of course. The Princess shall not be disturbed.
It rained a lot last night, but because it didn’t come down in a 15 minute period, we didn’t have the flooding we normally do. Lots of accidents, though.
There are a couple of big rigs that jackknifed across the I-95 southbound about four AM and the freeway is still closed.
Folks aren’t used to driving with care in the rain as we have so little of it.
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posted on
08/01/2012 7:14:38 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
To: no-to-illegals
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posted on
08/01/2012 7:16:20 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
To: NicknamedBob
Nah, he hit a guardrail on the freeway, shredded a fender, took out a headlight cluster and broke an alloy rim. Didn’t manage to trigger the airbags.
It doesn’t take much damage to total a 17 year old car.
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posted on
08/01/2012 7:55:32 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1289 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
To: Silentgypsy
Do you have public transportation where you live?Yes. The light rail station is only 2 miles away.
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posted on
08/01/2012 7:58:36 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1289 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
To: Monkey Face
She woke up. It was just a small nap. Now off to the hardware store. Tom is driving, so if we don’t come back ... either he killed us all, or the internet went down again.
Oh, it didn’t post. Well, we’re back now, with new blinds for the dining room.
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posted on
08/01/2012 8:08:06 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Live in such a way that your life would not make sense if God did not exist.)
To: Tax-chick
LOL!
I HATE when that happens!
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posted on
08/01/2012 8:10:44 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.)
To: Tax-chick
“Ignore teh hyoomannss, when they nawt looking, we steal their noms!”
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posted on
08/01/2012 9:08:29 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy; All
Howdy. in the 80’s so far this week. 30’s at night.
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posted on
08/01/2012 9:09:46 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
To: null and void
Ouchies.
Kid is okay though, right?
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posted on
08/01/2012 9:11:42 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
To: Darksheare
Oh, they get right up on the dinner table and eat off our plates. These are not subtle kittehs.
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posted on
08/01/2012 9:14:03 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Live in such a way that your life would not make sense if God did not exist.)
To: Darksheare
A little rattled, but otherwise OK.
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posted on
08/01/2012 9:37:05 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1289 of our ObamaVacation from reality - Heroes aren't made Frank, they're cornered...)
To: Tax-chick
So when they are being subtle, they’re really up to something?
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posted on
08/01/2012 9:49:03 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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