Posted on 07/03/2012 8:05:43 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Good morning/afternoon, megaRushReadyToGetCountryReadyForJuly4thdittos from Biggirl!:)=^..^=
Here.
Pre-lunch check-in. BBL.
lunch ?...the chickens are still in the trees and I ain’t seen a biscuit yet
The chickens in your parts must sleep in.
Our Northeastern chickens are up at the crack of dawn.
I am currently laughing too hard to type (almost) ;-) I read your last as “The chicken in your PANTS....” LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
besides bein 3 hours behind ya, it’s the coyotes....we got so many they hunt is 8 hour shifts 24/7....
from midite til like 1 a.m. you would think the desert was hostin a kegger...
It all depends on what your definition of is is
Where have we heard that before?
Rush is on FIRE today! Happy July 4th Rush! Good job telling it just like it is!
Rush, I keep calling it a “pooch punt”. While the ‘quick kick” has ben used for a long time in pee wee, high school, and college, when the “pooch punt” occurs in the NFL, it is lame, LAME, LAME!
LOL! I could go on from there but I’d better not; it’s a family thread . . .
I read pants too.
Parts is parts.
Does Rush or anybody have a good website with a clear list of conservative candidates at state & local levels?
We can’t depend on the RNC, or mere labels.
I want to get more involved, but don’t know where to start.
made me look
“Roberts threw it back “ balh, blah blah’
As I said, “Pooch Punt”, lamest play in the NFL!
I don’t think Roberts is that bright. No one concurred with him.
We have a prima donna as chief justice.
How could Roberts get this one SO wrong?!
Try Google’ing using the words “tea party conservatives” and then the name of your state, e.g.,
tea party conservatives california
(yes, I know, an oxymoron indeed in a state that’s bluer than blue.)
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