Posted on 07/02/2012 8:54:03 AM PDT by Gamecock
A Connecticut man on death row for the killings of a mother and her two daughters in a 2007 home invasion says he came up with a bizarre plan to end his own life...
....he fabricated claims in letters last year that he killed 17 people and committed dozens of drugged date rapes. He had hoped prison authorities would notify police and that he could trade information for food, including oysters to which he is deathly allergic.
"I planned to eat them and have them find me dead in my cell the next morning," he said.
He also said he fantasized about putting his head in a prison cell toilet and doing a back flip, but didn't because he feared he would be paralyzed rather than die.
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Let’s take up a collection to buy him all the oysters he wants.
I think he should get some on the half shell, the kind with really sharp edges.
I’m on board with buying him the oysters, but he has to promise to do the head in toilet back flip thingy too.
Feed him 2-dozen boiled eggs first and wash it down with a gallon of milk.
All out of oysters, how about a nice cup of Drano?
Give everyone on death row 10 feet of sturdy rope...at least one way to tie that rope securely above them...lock them up,alone,24/4...with only a single light bulb for light....in complete silence and...problem solved.We won’t have to execute a single person.
So, is this “sleeping via the fishes” as opposed to “with the fishes”?
So, is this “sleeping via the fishes” as opposed to “with the fishes”?
I’ll donate a bullet, otherwise this devil is just getting the attention he craves.
Been done on a TV show already, albeit with a PB&J sandwich.
Part of the Blue Oyster Cult?
Actually, most death row inmates are watched for sucide. We don’t want to allow them to take control over their fate.
Evidently he figured out how to use “the three sea shells”...
Yeah, and to post it on youtube.
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