[SuziQ]

And our weightlifting class for women calls squats the "New Jersey Turnpike Ladies Room position."

The problem with THAT position is that women tend to spray the toilet seat, then not clean up after themselves. DISGUSTING! I've been threatening to make stickers, and place them in every public bathroom in which I find this phenomenon. They would read,
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
please be neat and wipe the seat!".

[Albion Wilde]

That’s the whole point of the squats. You get strong enough to get within an inch of the seat, hold the position, pee lustily and not get any on yourself or the seat.