That reminds me of the old grade-school question: If you had to pick one, how would you rather die, slide down a 50-foot razor blade or drown in a barrel of snot?
Is Nancy the snot? If so.....razor blade!
“or drown in a barrel of snot?”
Reminds me of the grade school rhyme;
“When you’re smoochin’ with your honey,
And you’re nose is gettin’ runny,
Don’tcha think it;’s funny!
Cuz it’s not!”