Posted on 06/27/2012 8:50:03 PM PDT by smoothsailing
June 27,2012
Doug Powers
And to think I thought the gift registry was a sign of campaign desperation…
First prize: Lunch with DWS
Second prize: Three lunches with DWS
Third prize: Five lunches with DWS
If this is part of Michelle Obama’s master plan to....
(Excerpt) Read more at dougpowers.com ...
It’s just too absurd to believe. Maybe it’s someone with a twisted sense of humor releasing the joke. After the stupid donating wedding and birthday gifts and lunch with the community organizer they needed something that’s not real to laugh at. Maybe next they will have donate blood, an organ or your next kid into indenture for the Obama campaign.
...traveling clown show
Lunch has to be the losers’ prize. First prize should be something infinitely more appealing, like a kick in the nads.
Next: Breakfast with Janet Napolitano!
Congratulations, Mr. Dante, you’ve won first prize - an Eternity of Lunches with DWS in Hell.
“Promotion Rules. Fifty (50) potential winners will be selected by a random drawing from all eligible entries to be held at Democratic National Committee Headquarters by June 30, 2012. Sponsor may, at its option, conduct a background check on each potential winner. Sponsor reserves the right to disqualify any potential winner from receiving any prize based on such background check if Sponsor determines, in its sole discretion that awarding any prize to such potential winner could result in a safety or security risk to any person or persons or could result in the disruption of any event associated with the Promotion. Sponsor will, in its sole discretion, then select four (4) winners from the list of eligible potential winners on the basis of criteria determined and applied by Sponsor to provide for an appropriate range of views, backgrounds, and interests among the winners selected. Winners will be notified by phone or e-mail by July 5, 2012. To claim the prize, winners should follow the instructions and comply with the conditions contained in their notification. In the event that not enough potential winners respond to Sponsor’s attempts to contact them or are otherwise disqualified such that Sponsor is unable to award all prizes, Sponsor may select additional potential winners by random drawing from remaining eligible entries.”
http://www.democrats.org/page/dws-rules
Gotta wonder what “appropriate range of views, backgrounds, and interests” makes one a winner for this.
The place where I used to work had a sales contest. First prize was lunch with the big bosses. I asked “How do I make sure I come in second?”
Moochelle’s new diet in her war on obesity.
OK, what if you win? How do you keep it down?
Would we have to eat with our fingers, knives and forks being banned when controversial types are in the room?
Debbie’s hair looks like she set it with a waffle iron.
I’d say she is “Coyote Ugly”, but that insults Coyotes and the ugly.
Is she part poodle?
Turn her upside down and that hair could become a toilet brush!!!
Another interesting question about her coif ...
Are negative numbers acceptable as bids?
Winners of the free lunch immediately lose it.
When I was a kid my friend had a cocker spaniel. Every time I see this woman I am reminded of that dog.
I swear there is something weird that makes unattractive loudmouth women gravitate towards the democrat party.
Why would I pay to puke.
Sounds like a lot of profiling.
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