Good stuff and well written. You should be a “community organizer”. Oh wait, you’re not the correct ethnicity. Or maybe you are. Have you extra melanin in your skin as opposed to evil western Europeans? Is it black, brown, yellow, or maybe purple? Purple would be good ‘cause then you could represent all, including “alternative lifestyles”, to be politically correct. Or for those not so inclined, queers.
Nah, most communities don't deserve him. He deserves something higher. Can you imagine Laz as, say, press secretary? Heck, for that matter, what about president? What about starting a "Draft Laz, dump Romney" movement?
(Or maybe I shouldn't have said "dump" and "movement" in the same sentence ... oops)