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President Obama Can’t Be in the Same Room As Forks Anymore?
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| June 22 2012
| Dan Amira
Posted on 06/22/2012 4:17:52 PM PDT by Para-Ord.45
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To: Para-Ord.45
He was probably afraid somebody would stick a fork in him, because he knows “he’s done.”
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posted on
06/22/2012 4:35:08 PM PDT
by
mass55th
(Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
To: Para-Ord.45
Hard to come to grips with reality. Can’t be done. No fork to stick in............
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posted on
06/22/2012 4:35:08 PM PDT
by
blackdog
(There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
To: Para-Ord.45
What, you’ve never seen an assault fork thrown at a range of 20 yards by a mexican ninja? Awesome, man. You’ve have nightmares too.
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posted on
06/22/2012 4:35:08 PM PDT
by
sphinx
To: slumber1
Hard to eat your tender grassy knoll salad with a spoon.
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posted on
06/22/2012 4:37:02 PM PDT
by
blackdog
(There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
To: Para-Ord.45
Not even one of those cocktail forks used on lemon wedges?
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posted on
06/22/2012 4:37:53 PM PDT
by
blackdog
(There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
To: Para-Ord.45
Bambi may be the kind of guy people might want to “fork”
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posted on
06/22/2012 4:39:09 PM PDT
by
The Wizard
(Madam President is my President now and in the future)
To: Para-Ord.45
It would hurt more to be stabbed by a spoon.
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posted on
06/22/2012 4:40:40 PM PDT
by
Flag_This
(Real presidents don't bow.)
To: Para-Ord.45
forking... hmmmmm. Is that related to fraking?
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posted on
06/22/2012 4:40:53 PM PDT
by
upchuck
(Need is not an acceptable lifestyle choice; dependent is not a career. ~ Dr. Tim Nerenz)
To: Para-Ord.45
Stick a fork in him. He’s Done.
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posted on
06/22/2012 4:41:02 PM PDT
by
DFG
("Dumb, Dependent, and Democrat is no way to go through life" - Louie Gohmert (R-TX))
To: Para-Ord.45
Maybe they feared they were bringing pitchforks!
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posted on
06/22/2012 4:42:09 PM PDT
by
Former Fetus
(Saved by grace through faith)
To: Flag_This
Aha! You saw the movie, too!
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posted on
06/22/2012 4:42:21 PM PDT
by
combat_boots
(The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto.)
To: upchuck
Fork it over.............Literally!
The new Obama 2012 campaign slogan!
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posted on
06/22/2012 4:44:23 PM PDT
by
blackdog
(There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
To: nhoward14
[ This was in Florida. They want to make it hard for anybody to try to eat the President. ]
I am sure you wouldn’t want to as it is all stringy and when you hit the occasional pocket of fat the THC from his “choomin’ “ would literally blow your mind.
Michelle on the other hand would be more succulents, but she already gets eaten every night by Valerie Jarrett.....
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posted on
06/22/2012 4:44:23 PM PDT
by
GraceG
To: blackdog
Obama to Latinos, “Come Forward and Fork over your Forks”
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posted on
06/22/2012 4:46:03 PM PDT
by
GraceG
To: Former Fetus
I wouldn’t trust the little fairy bastard commie with pointy objects either if I were the Secret Service.
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posted on
06/22/2012 4:46:59 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Being deceived can be cured.)
To: GraceG
Imagine the cullinary paralysis when Obama visits Asia!
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posted on
06/22/2012 4:47:37 PM PDT
by
blackdog
(There is no such thing as healing, only a balance between destructive and constructive forces.)
To: Para-Ord.45
But yet, still, in first class, you can still have silverware on planes.
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posted on
06/22/2012 4:48:14 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
("Ambition Without Talent Is Sad - Talent Without Ambition Is Worse")
To: combat_boots
"Aha! You saw the movie, too!" "So it begins!"
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posted on
06/22/2012 4:49:08 PM PDT
by
Flag_This
(Real presidents don't bow.)
To: Para-Ord.45
Forks...we don't need no stinking forks....
every time I see a pic of him eating...
it's "elbows on the table" holding on with both hands to scarf it down.
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posted on
06/22/2012 4:54:26 PM PDT
by
spokeshave
(The only people better off today than 4 years ago are the Prisoners at Guantanamo.)
To: Para-Ord.45
Well the DNC has been trying to find a campaign motto that sticks,,,maybe now they found one:
“Fork Off!”
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posted on
06/22/2012 4:55:13 PM PDT
by
austinaero
(Obama or America - can't have both)
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