[Hunton Peck]

But...what about all the thingamajigs they were supposed to buy?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

The comments at the Obama registry site are hilarious.

[Blood of Tyrants]

What about ‘em? Obama’s reelection is the most important event in the history of the world.

[floralamiss]

Notice how, of all the possible gifts in the world, the WH states the contributions will go “a lot further than a gravy bowl.”

Heck, IT IS A GRAVY BOWL, from which the greedy, voracious Obama beast will devour every last ounce of our hopes and our dreams.

Keep your money, you silly, little bots, and party like it was the 1980’s, because your upcoming event will most probably be the last big blast you’ll ever be able to afford.