[oldfart]

C’mon folks, I think most of us have “been there and done that” at some point in our lives. I’m old and starting to lose my memory - but not my MEMORIES. Some of the things I did weren’t anything I’d want to tell my mother about but I’m not sorry I did them. I think most of you have similar memories - except for those of you who are best described as ‘dogs’ or so staid you think anything fun must also be a sin.

[tumblindice]

OK, these two old southern ladies--daughters of the Confederacy--were sitting and rocking on the front porch of their rest home. Lucille turned to Debbie and said, "Deb, I was jus' remembering the wonderful balls and promenades we used to got to when we were debutantes. Can you remember the minuet?". And Debbie replied, "Lucy--hail, I cain't even remember all the men I laid and you want me to ...." So the doctor shows up at her home and is giving the old girl a physical examination. She isn't at all comfortable with the new, young doctor. He folds his stethoscope and asks, "Ma'am, have you ever been bed-ridden?" She turned crimson red, recalled that he was a doctor and said, "Well, yes I have--if you must know. A few times in buggies, and in quite a few cars as well." The other old gal goes down to the bank to see about a loan. She's inherited some money and is thinking about putting in indoor plumbing, particularly a privy. The banker doesn't recognize her, even after she tells him in so many words what she wants. She doesn't make it into town very often. He says, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but where have you been doing your business?" She replies, "My goodness, I--well I've been going to the piney thicket behind the house."

[Jim from C-Town]

I think you forget that he was a married man, a public figure, and ALMOST V.P. of the U.S. I am sure that she knew all of this, as did he. I am also sure she was aware that she was capable of becoming pregnant and I am sure that she is in a much better financial position NOW than at any other time in her silly, loser life.

This just goes to show that Edwards was is and always will be a scumbag. and a trial lawyer, but I repeat myself.

[Romulus]

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

[tjd1454]

I think most of us have “been there and done that” at some point in our lives.

Speak for yourself.

[Sea Parrot]

Methinks John was the John all along, but didn’t know it.