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To: mamelukesabre
haha real men don’t pee indoors

My husband just whizzes off the front porch in daylight but at night he uses the bathroom. Of course we are in the country with no neighbors. If I get up in the middle of the night I make sure to watch where I step until I'm awake enough the next morning to clean up after him. You would think that a target as big as a toilet would not be so hard to hit.

66 posted on 06/17/2012 4:02:06 AM PDT by Melinda in TN
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To: Melinda in TN

You ever watch a male horse pee? The stream comes out in a tight focused stream except when he is peeing really fast and hard, then it comes out like a garden hose with the old brass nozzle opened up all the way for max flow. Same way with men when they get older(I have no idea why). If they have to go bad, it doesn’t come out in a slender stream. It comes out in a shotgun blast. but usually only for the first couple seconds, then it slows down a little to the ordinary tight focused stream you usually see. He may not even be aware this is happening. It took me a long time to figure it out. Most of the time when you have to go that bad it is either in the middle of the night or first thing in the morning before you are fully awake. You are not very aware of the first 2 seconds of a pee in those situations. the reason I figured it out was that I live alone and I clean my own bathroom. When I found a mess I had to clean it myself and knew it wasn’t someone else making the mess. After so many times, I started wondering how the heck I was missing the target like that. Turns out I wasn’t missing the target. I was shotgun blasting the whole area(like a horse) when I had to go real bad.


84 posted on 06/17/2012 11:00:22 AM PDT by mamelukesabre
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