Left Party wants men to pee sitting down (Sweden)

The Local, Sweden's News in English ^ | 6/11/2012 | The Local (Sweden English)

[JohnKinAK]

There is nothing Leftist Nanny State Control Freaks won't try and regulate.

[wastedyears]

I prefer to pee standing, thank you very much.

Now go back to producing metal bands, Sweden.

[Baynative]

Chris Matthews’ wife taught him to potty that way.

[Mike Darancette]

While seated, make it fun by seeing how high your stream can reach on the opposite wall.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

This was a recent episode of South Park.

Reverse Cowgirl

[Texas Fossil]

Dave to Sweden:

This is still Texas. I can still stand and wet on a mesquite bush if I want to.

Free men need not ask permission.

By the way, my Mother was a Swede from Minnesota. She has been a Texan since just after WWII.

[Absolutely Nobama]

I hadda check to see if this was parody. Lo and behold, it’s not. Wow.

[Dilbert San Diego]

I would love to know how they plan to enforce this.

I can see them ban have urinals in a men’s room. But, assuming we have toilet privacy in a stall, how would anyone know if you sit or stand to do # 1? I guess we can assume all will sit to do #2, but again, how do you enforce something like this?

[winner3000]

Wow, I didn’t know that I was peeing “wrong” all my life! Thank God for the Swedish Lefty parties for teaching me how to do it right! They obviously put a lot of thought into it. I’m glad they put so much time and energy solving such an important crisis! The nanny state at its best. I can’t wait for when they can teach me how to breathe!

[winner3000]

Wow, I didn’t know that I was peeing “wrong” all my life! Thank God for the Swedish Lefty parties for teaching me how to do it right! They obviously put a lot of thought into it. I’m glad they put so much time and energy solving such an important crisis! The nanny state at its best. I can’t wait for when they can teach me how to breathe!

[winner3000]

Wow, I didn’t know that I was peeing “wrong” all my life! Thank God for the Swedish Lefty parties for teaching me how to do it right! They obviously put a lot of thought into it. I’m glad they put so much time and energy solving such an important crisis! The nanny state at its best. I can’t wait for when they can teach me how to breathe!

[this_ol_patriot]

How do you sit on an urinal?
At home sitting make sense for us dribble petes.

[ConorMacNessa]

Not in this lifetime. I urinate standing up and defecate sitting down. I don't give a damn what the Swedes do. The last time they mattered was during the Viking invasions. How the mighty have fallen!



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On 6Nov2012 – I’m writing in Ronald W. Reagan for President – his mouldering corpse will do more for our Nation than either of the major party nominees!

[JohnD9207]

The water is so cold...so I guess I will stand. Did anyone suggest to the experts in Sweden to install urinals?

[Hamilcar_Barca]

Maybe, if they pay for the surgery and the lifetime supply of all the Oxycodone I want, I’ll think about it.

[Olog-hai]

Sounds like a certain country that is in control of the European Union . . . the men there do #1 seated.

[Johnny B.]

But, assuming we have toilet privacy in a stall, how would anyone know if you sit or stand to do # 1?

Maybe they're basing it on the number of times they have gone in to a booth and found the toilet seat covered in piss?

Based on my personal observations, I would say at least 50% of the previous toilet users were filthy, disgusting animals who couldn't be bothered to avoid covering the toilet seat with their urine.

At one time, there was a social convention that one leave a public restroom (at least) as clean as one found it. That convention has died, and I think it is a prime example of a dying culture.

[Repeat Offender]

How the hell can you write your name sitting down?