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To: SkyDancer

“I bet he ate it and then stiffed the waitperson on the check.”

After he ate the steak he ordered a case of Dom Perignon, an ounce of cocaine, and a lap dance.


14 posted on 06/13/2012 12:36:11 PM PDT by forgotten man (forgotten man)
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To: forgotten man

“After he ate the steak he ordered a case of Dom Perignon, an ounce of cocaine, and a lap dance.”

Yeah but it was a special lap dance; the pole dancer had to be a tranny named Lawrence.


26 posted on 06/13/2012 12:43:30 PM PDT by Stormdog (A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
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To: forgotten man
But at least he got a fortune cookie with the meal.


47 posted on 06/13/2012 12:56:17 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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To: forgotten man

... and says it’s Bush’s fault he had to order it all ...


67 posted on 06/13/2012 1:53:16 PM PDT by SkyDancer ("Talent Without Ambition Is Sad - Ambition Without Talent Is Worse")
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