“As a married person myself, I don’t know what it’s like to be told I can’t marry somebody I love, and want to marry,
...next up. “I love my dachsund and want to marry her”. I can’t?! Do you know what it’s like to be told I can’t marry something I love!!? How bout my lamp?
People already marry animals to each other. The big point is, no one is even required to care in those cases.