Posted on 06/07/2012 8:05:54 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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(And the only reason that there are these leaks about these BFD "Conversations" is to give the libs an excuse to walk away from the whole deal: "The Tea Party and those nasty Conservatives wouldn't [fill in the blank, I'm sick of this crap].")
“Barack is black and white and red all over”.
LMAO!
I just got back to Obama’s “joke.” Real Presidential there man-child.
Hahaha, the smartest President ever was fooled by TOTUS!
Sure sounded like a double entendre to me.
The fact that the boy king did this at a Hollywood gay fundraiser (ON D-DAY NO LESS) still totally leaves me livid with anger.
I guess in Obama’s world, “D-Day” stands for “Degenerate Day.”
EGGSACKLY.
Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I knew you could...
Hahaha, “the audience was to stupid to get it. That is why they need the messiah O to rule their lives!”
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Imagine a world filled with rainbows and a pot of gold at each house, where we see flying unicorns crapping skittles and arizona iced tea!
Anyone have a link to the biden video?
Send Gov Scott an email showing your support
“If the effect of the NVRA (Motor Voter) is to force a state to allow never-eligible non-citizens the opportunity to vote,” he wrote, “then the statute might violate the Equal Protection Clause of the Constitution, which guarantees that the right to vote cannot be denied by a dilution of the weight of a citizen’s vote.”
As for the Voting Rights Act claim, Detzner wrote, Florida already received federal permission to remove noncitizens, which is clearly spelled out in Florida law.
What’s more, the Voting Rights Act applies to only five Florida counties — Monroe, Hillsborough, Collier, Hardee and Hendry — and not the other 62 in Florida, including Miami-Dade, where about 1,600 of the 2,700 potential noncitizens were initially identified by the state in a database created by the Department of Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles.
About 500 people in Miami-Dade have been found to be lawful citizens and voters, and 13 noncitizens have been found. Two of them might have voted and could face prosecution. The county has been unable to verify the citizenship of more than 1,100 others.
Assuming the purge halts, those people could vote this year — even if some are noncitizens.
"Not a single eligible voter as far, as I know, has been removed from the voter rolls," Scott said Wednesday on WNDB radio in Daytona Beach, according to a News Service of Florida transcript. "Not one. And we’re working to keep it that way."
"Their vote should not be diluted by people who don’t have the right to vote," Scott said. "We need to be reviewing our voter rolls and making sure only those individuals who have the right to vote … are voting."
“This hardly seems like an approach earnestly designed to protect the integrity of elections and to ensure that eligible voters have their votes counted,” said the letter, written by Scott’s hand-picked secretary of state, Ken Detzner, a fellow Republican.
Detzner also submitted a list of four questions that he wants the DOJ to answer:
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JMHO, this is the truest measure of the impact of the vote in Wisconsin and the inability of The 0 to come up with any response but to so totally insult and offend any but the perverts he’s courting, he could have been more subtle if he’d just give an Oval Office speech featuring five minutes worth of flipping us all off.
As far as the D-Day observances are concerned, I’m not sure that anybody cares that much about The 0’s appearance, simply because the insincere little POS will only take the occasion and stand it on its head to make himself look important.
[....] him if he can’t take a joke.
LOL!!!
If Clinton is “old” at 65, then what is Frank Lautenberg?
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