I agree. I think Bambi has a fall-back plan and probably won’t stay in the US after he’s president. He’ll probably openly go over to the side of our enemies and resume his citizenship in some Islamic country.
He and the Missus will probably go back to his Homeland, Kenya, and bunk up with family - probably the brother who lives in a hut.
Michelle can take care of decorations, unless someone has that photo of Obama hanging curtains.