Posted on 06/04/2012 8:25:37 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Pray for Wisconsin.
May the union thugs eat undercooked brats and moldy cheese tonight.
http://www.dat-e-baseonline.com/front/a.asp?arg=8F7D995F927A7E62626D7780628B73798C6A706D837F73
I hope he didn’t open with “The Bitch is Back.”
That’s the Hillary Clinton song, anyway.
Ha!! Good Point Rush! Send Obama to Wisconsin! If he is the so-called Universal Man and can deliver Victory, Send Mr. Forward to Wisconsin!
Whew, took some work, but here is my offering...
Yes, the next assignment for a Republican staff should be to show the underlying numbers, where the actual rise/run of the unemployment percentage compares on the graph of the declining Labor Force Participation Rates.
I was thinking more along the lines of the Eagles, “After the Thrill is Gone”.
Same web site as graph;
http://rsc.jordan.house.gov/News/DocumentSingle.aspx?DocumentID=280695
The above chart shows the labor force participation rate. This statistic represents the share of working-age Americans who are either employed or unemployed but looking for work. It is not a pretty picture. Only 63.7% of working-age Americans are currently in the workforce the lowest in almost 29 years!
To put it another way, 36.3% of working-age Americans do not have a job and are not even looking.
As to the murder rate, Rush, don’t you remember that Jessica Fletcher encountered a murder everywhere she went? The murder rate in Cabot Cove, Maine was through the roof!
You can add Geraldo to that list.
Yep.
Fortunately, Starsky and Hutch was once available and I thought I was too hip to watch that one. I’ll probably enjoy the reruns as I reach that age...
Yeah Rush is reading the Gallup survey that only 2% of the population are Sodomites!
About time.
Going for the “younger” DC Comics relaunches Green Lantern as gay hero
Meanwhile the MSM is pushing 8% unemployment as the “new normal”. Idiots.
Great stuff son an even bigger sin is not counting that 36% in the unemployment stats to get a truer picture of what is really going on.—Basically, 1 of 6 Americans without a job.
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