[RightOnline]

"How many here think he has ever sawed tree limbs or even fixed a sprinkler line in his entire life?"

I'm sure he hired all of the above out to young, sweaty men and sipped a lovely iced coffee on his back deck ogling them as they worked....muscles rippling.....

I wish I was kidding.

[smalltownslick]

Lou Christie - The Boys Lazed on the Veranda

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3hIRwzC00A

(”They’re not for you, little girl, they’re much too beautiful for that.”) How much more disgusting can you get? Somehow it just seems to fit here.