Funny you should ask, as I know exactly what kind of hot dog I am.
I am a Hebrew National kosher hot dog, grilled right outside the still standing World Trade Center and served with just the right modicum of mustard; to be eaten while striding with purpose through the crowded city streets on a bright and not at all cold December day circa 1996.
I am so deliciously perfect, you’ll have another when you return from your Christmas shopping expedition to J & R Music world.
You’ll never forget me, I’m the best hot dog in a lifetime of loving to eat hot dogs.
Thank you for doing your part to help keep all of us free and safe.
Thanks, unique, for the pastries.
Coffee is always on........
How about a donut?
Cookies?
Veggies?
Sandwich?