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To: Renfield
When your cable TV goes out, you become confused and depressed.

When you become confused and depressed, you get naked and run down the causeway.

When you run naked down the causeway, you meet other naked people on the causeway.

When you meet other naked people on the causeway, you become angry and start eating their face.

When you eat someone's face on the causeway, the police gun you down.

Don't get gunned down by the police while naked and eating another person's face.

Get Direct TV instead.

30 posted on 05/27/2012 9:21:29 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: GreenHornet

Bravo- Great post!


34 posted on 05/27/2012 9:34:17 AM PDT by Empireoftheatom48 (Let's get the hell rid of Zero)
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To: GreenHornet

Terrific Post.
Love those Direct TV commercials.

Be expecting a call from their ad dept.

Hard to say when art imitates life or vice versa anymore.


37 posted on 05/27/2012 9:51:38 AM PDT by A'elian' nation (Political correctness does not legislate tolerance; it only organizes hatred. Jacques Barzun)
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To: GreenHornet

LOL....


47 posted on 05/27/2012 10:40:21 AM PDT by Gator113 (***YOU GAVE it to Obama. I would have voted for NEWT.~Just livin' life, my way~)
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To: GreenHornet

LOL! You win post of the day.


59 posted on 05/27/2012 12:16:29 PM PDT by DariusBane (People are like sheep and have two speeds: grazing and stampede)
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To: GreenHornet

In retrospect, it was a bad idea to drink and read this post.


80 posted on 05/30/2012 9:11:17 PM PDT by matt04
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