Posted on 05/27/2012 8:21:52 AM PDT by Renfield
MIAMI (CBSMiami) Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal.
The bizarre shooting happened shortly after 2 p.m., when police responded to a 911 call about two naked men fighting on a bike path along the Causeway, which was packed with traffic on a busy holiday weekend....
(Excerpt) Read more at miami.cbslocal.com ...
I would imagine that the sight of one man eating another is not an uncommon sight. I understand that Miami is a strong gay stronghold (wink, wink) if you know what I mean. Men each other all of the time.
Crap! The zombies apocalypse has begun!
Face, the other white meat.
Ewwww....
How much do you want to bet drugs were involved?
Time to call Dexter Morgan of the Miami Police
Was the eater’s name Hannibal?
Depends, did they find fava beans and a bottle of Chianti?
Yes, and I have just the thing for you:
http://failblog.org/2012/01/28/white-trash-repairs-there-i-fixed-it-ak-chainsaw/
(By the way, Doublestar is located in my home county....)
Come on now, we’ve all done stupid things...
I had to shoot two of em last week... they must hibernate in the winter
Brings a whole new mean to “Eat Me”
One less Obama voter...
two obama voters
Did they make sure to shoot both in the head? Got to stop the zombie outbreak before it gets rolling....
Is the faceless guy dead too?
There’s something weird about a man named “Renfield” posting a story about a man eating another man’s face.
DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT think that members of the Occupy Movement are engaging in hyperbole when they hold up signs saying “Eat the Rich”!
Plus, don’t get naked in public when you’re in Miami.
They shot an unarmed man?
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