Posted on 05/24/2012 8:08:19 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
in 1989 in Ca...the only HR POS I ever had........I pee’d on
The New Black Panthers are going to put a hit out on Rush for telling the truth about Trayvon Martin.
bttt
Rush is protected by Old White Cougars......lmao
That’s a good one. Rush should use it.
he had readers here.....lol
Do you qualify? :-O
america ain’t big enuf for you to hide
lmao
I will next month, sadly. :-(
I’m already getting the e-mails from AARP. They’re circling.
Of course, if I sign up for any organization, it will be a conservative one, but I can’t decide between “Generation America” and AMAC.
HR wanted a justification for larger computer monitors. We each submitted ours and two of us were “granted” new ones. The other guy stated that he was working with a monitor borrowed from the obsolete equipment disposal area because his had broken and he had not been approved for one yet. (They were only approving the larger monitors.) Me? I told them I was old and doing comparisons of two files on a small monitor was driving me toward filing a claim because my eyesight wasn’t the same any longer.
I thought Flag Day was your 15th 29th birthday.
Mrs S is younger than you? I did rob the cradle though hehehe...
So, Bush was able to plan and execute 911 in only 9 months in office, yet Obama was not able to take the reigns of the presidential duties in general for 10 months. Yet the same libtards will tell us that Bush was the dumbest president in history and Obama is brilliant!
Idiot libtards.
Does that make you a male cougar?
That was an awesome anti capitalism montage from 0bama.
If Mittens was smart he’d make a commercial out of it.
That candy-ass Richard Clarke claims Bush should have known about 9/11
because he was given that memo Bin Laden was going to attack with no
other information about when or where or how or why.
Libturds could have deciphered it though.
She lied about her age!
Hopefully they took your picture and put an 8x10 of it in the HR goon's cubicle so he won't forget you...ever.
WooHoo Scott Walker up 8 points!
Last week PJM Interconnection, the company that operates the electric grid for 13 states held its 2015 capacity auction.
Thats eight times higher than the price for 2012...
Why the massive price increases?
Capacity prices were higher than last year's because of retirements of existing coal-fired generation resulting largely from environmental regulations which go into effect in 2015.
These are not computer models or projections or estimates. These are the actual prices that electric distributors have agreed to pay for new capacity. The costs will be passed on to consumers at the retail level.
can you imagine - in 2 years - a $100 power bill will be $800 minimum
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