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Couple splits over 550 house cats <br> Wife was willing to lose husband, but not her pets
The Times Of Israel ^ | 23MAY2012 | Hillary Zaken

Posted on 05/23/2012 7:41:05 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine

A man from southern Israel divorced his wife this week because she had brought 550 cats into their home.

The husband, apparently not a cat lover, told the Rabbinical Court in Beersheba that he was unable to sleep in his bedroom because the surface of the marital bed was constantly covered with cats who refused to lie on the floor.

The man, in his divorce request, complained that the cats also blocked his access to the bathroom and did not allow him to prepare meals in the kitchen, the Hebrew daily Maariv reported Wednesday. When he sat to eat, cats jumped onto the table and stole his food.

The couple attempted reconciliation at the behest of the rabbinical court. The wife, however, was unable to part from her cats… and preferred to part from her husband.


TOPICS: Israel; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: cats; divorce; kittyping; nohtmlintitle
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The comments at the link are hilarious!!!
1 posted on 05/23/2012 7:41:13 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Oy! those Katz!


2 posted on 05/23/2012 7:43:19 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

He must have had the patience of a saint to put up with the first 100 or so.


3 posted on 05/23/2012 7:44:00 PM PDT by Huntress ("Politicians exploit economic illiteracy." --Walter Williams)
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To: mylife

For some reason this commercial comes to mind.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_MaJDK3VNE


4 posted on 05/23/2012 7:47:09 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Huntress

I’m speechless that someone prefers her cats to her husband.

He’s better off without her.


5 posted on 05/23/2012 7:51:16 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Possibly related

6 posted on 05/23/2012 7:51:56 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

who changed the cat boxes? who fed this menagerie?


7 posted on 05/23/2012 7:52:37 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Let me ABOs run loose Lou, let me ABOs run loose! They are of much use Lou, so let me ABOs run loose)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Hilarious!


8 posted on 05/23/2012 7:52:41 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Huntress

Ya, what can you say about someone for whom the first 100 cats just weren’t enough? It’s one thing to love animals and want pets, but, are animals really worth pushing an actual human husband out of your life? She has some mental issues up there.


9 posted on 05/23/2012 7:52:41 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: HiTech RedNeck

Yep, imagine keeping up with the litter boxes. What a mess..................


10 posted on 05/23/2012 7:53:35 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Ya know what’s crazy?

I could accept 550 cats from the right woman provided only one was allowed inside the house at a time and that “one” was never allowed on the bed.

Seriously. I really would.


11 posted on 05/23/2012 7:53:46 PM PDT by mamelukesabre
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To: Jack Hydrazine
Sounds like the DC apparatchiks have a lot in common with those cats.

The minority of US citizens who actually pay taxes are analogous to the husband.

12 posted on 05/23/2012 7:57:08 PM PDT by Rome2000 (WILLARD ROMNEY -- MORMON MELCHIDEZEK BISHOP -HIS FAMILY HAS AVOIDED MILITARY SERVICE FOR GENERATIONS)
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To: Dilbert San Diego; Slings and Arrows; cat

maybe she had the means, and servants to do it, which was why hubby put up with her this long. oddly, no mention of any stink.

this is many more cats than most cat shelters.

kitty ping to beat all kitty pings.


13 posted on 05/23/2012 7:57:27 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Let me ABOs run loose Lou, let me ABOs run loose! They are of much use Lou, so let me ABOs run loose)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Heeeeeeeeeeere doggies!!!


14 posted on 05/23/2012 7:59:18 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (Let me ABOs run loose Lou, let me ABOs run loose! They are of much use Lou, so let me ABOs run loose)
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To: mamelukesabre

Try internet dating.


15 posted on 05/23/2012 7:59:37 PM PDT by chuck_the_tv_out
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Would his name happen to be Noah Moe Katz?


16 posted on 05/23/2012 8:00:16 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Cat eating watermelon :-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TLbsbyLfnWM


17 posted on 05/23/2012 8:03:34 PM PDT by Bobalu (It is not obama we are fighting, it is the media.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Too much pussies every night and no viagra is ever necessary. What a stud,-—err I mean dud.


18 posted on 05/23/2012 8:04:45 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
Some people don't think. If anything ever happened to her who would take care of the cats? It would be a catastrophe. Place would look like Meowschwitz.
19 posted on 05/23/2012 8:10:44 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Downright insane living with so many cats. Don’t just walk away from cat woman——RUN.
Utterly ridiculous.


20 posted on 05/23/2012 8:12:52 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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