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To: Nachum
Now he has to go on air and walk this back. It will become increasingly difficult to keep track of the lies!

I Love It!

4 posted on 05/22/2012 5:38:32 PM PDT by Red_Devil 232 (VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
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To: Red_Devil 232

Speaking of lies, just received this tale in email a moment ago.

“A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him..

He asked, ‘What are all those clocks?’

St. Peter answered, ‘Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.’

‘Oh,’ said the man, ‘whose clock is that?’

‘That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.’

‘Incredible,’ said the man. ‘And whose clock is that one?’

St. Peter responded, ‘That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.’

‘Do you have one for President Obama?’ asked the man.

Obama’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

The only relevance to this thread is “Lies”. I thought I’d post it.


21 posted on 05/22/2012 6:58:48 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists, call 'em what you will, they ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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