The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Thursday, May 17, 2012

EIB Network ^ | May 17, 2012 | Rush Limbaugh

[rightwingintelligentsia]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[gov_bean_ counter]

HA!!!

Have a great one.

[Clint N. Suhks]

How many languages do you know?

[Eagle of Liberty]

Ha! Rush put up a countdown clock when algore said we only have 10 years left until “Inconvenient Truth” becomes reality. Countdown clock is only showing three years to go. Stock up people!!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Intimately, or en passant?

[MagUSNRET]

And the hits just keep on coming! (spit!)

White House Objects to Legislation Protecting Military Chaplains from Doing Same-Sex Weddings

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2884918/posts

[advertising guy]

with the continue’n news that Travolta is queer as Liberace’

I wonder who was on bottom...Obama or Travolta

[Palmetto Patriot]

From Rasmussen:

Nebraska Senate: Fischer (R) 56%, Kerrey (D) 38%

[MagUSNRET]

After his performance at that Washington nationals opening game, we ALL know he can’t pitch...so that can only mean thsat Obammy is a catcher.

[Eagle of Liberty]

Purple blood and when air hits the blood, it turns red.

[advertising guy]

LMAO

[Yosemitest]

Rush, this proposal by "Establishment Republicans" to keep some parts of Obama-Care, you need to give us the names of these back-stabbers.
It's still primary season in some states, and we need to know who to vote OUT!!!

[MagUSNRET]

I agree with you! Bringing up these issues and NOT telling us WHO....well...to mean that spells “complicit”

I want to know who is destroying this nation, and I don’t give a damn which side of the aisle they sit on!

[bluerose]

I know, so sad. RIP

[MagUSNRET]

Great.....I am getting mail because some on this thread are not familiar with the terma “pitcher” and “catcher” when NOT in the baseball sense of the words....I have sent mail to attempt to explain myself......
Sorry to all of you baseball fans that did not understand..I meant no disrespect to baseball...only to Obammy!

[Yosemitest]

Will Muzzl'em Terrorist Barack Hussein Obama's attack on Christianity ever cease?
If you're promoting what our Heavenly Father finds abhorrent, then you're against Jesus Christ. To be against is to be ANTI.
So Barack Hussein Obama II is ANTI-CHRIST. Didn't our Heavenly Father, through our Savior Jesus Christ tell us...

" thou mayest not set a stranger over thee, which is not thy brother."

Didn't our Heavenly Father, through our Savior tell us...

" thou mayest not set a stranger over thee, which is not thy brother."

How well we deserve this curse (~so shall the LORD bring upon you all evil things~) God has given us,
through the ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT IN CHIEF, the FABIAN FASCIST Barack Hussein Obama II.

[MagUSNRET]

Here is a bit of good news.....headlining on Drudge too
Obama’s Literary Agent in 1991 Booklet: ‘Born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia and Hawaii’

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2884935/posts

[Clint N. Suhks]

LOL Slow Joe Biden is self destructing!

Play it Rush play it!

[itsahoot]

his proposal by "Establishment Republicans" to keep some parts of Obama-Care,

See I told you so.

The dirty little secret is they want this health care or most of it, otherwise Boehner would have cut of the funding. Go to your doctor and observe the death of HIPPA is already a done deal. Unless of course you are on Medicare in which case if you don't already have a doctor, you aren't likely to find one, not even if you offer to pay in cash.

Anyone that observed Alan Simpson the consummate Conservative could figure out how progressive he really was. Those greedy old Blue Hairs were on his hit list for years.

[CSM]

Wow! I only had a few minutes to pop in and I get to hear Biden “stand up chuck” losing it again! Liberalism is truly a mental disorder.

[MagUSNRET]

Me thinks Joe is hittin the sauce more than usual these days.