Posted on 05/16/2012 8:21:02 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
OK...now this is going TOO DAMNED FAR!!!!
Army reviews whether women can go to Ranger school
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2884486/posts
7% humidity...
a fart is wetter.......lmao
snark ditto
Yep, beer qualifies as health food in my book. :-) (coffee too)
The dry heat is what my son loves, he lives in Houston. The humidity there is unbearable for me.
I’ve been toying with the idea of getting a place in the Phoenix area and spending my winters down there.
I think his hearing prevents him from picking up on some Seminar Callers.
Houston sucks in the summer.....hell...like Miami...the humidity can drown ya
land, homes are priced right here and from now til a year from now it will get better in the op to buy sense
See you guys in the lounge...Im going to have to go out and take a couple laps, to cool down after reading the latest “Social Experiment” CRAP that is going to get men KILLED (dumbing down the Rangers so poor little girls who wanna be “equal” can go Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
I swear, sometimes I am ASHAMED to be female when this crap comes up!
See ya later......
see ya then,,,enjoy
Joe Biden says he could choose to be a millionaire.
I’ve always said that. You choose to be rich..... you choose to be poor. It’s your choice.
Being broke is a temporary economic situation, being poor is a state of mind!
Exactly right!
Proud of you and thank you.
No question, women have their place in the military. That has been proven over and over.
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