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Posted on 05/16/2012 8:21:02 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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I was out sick yesterday so I missed the thread. However, I did hear the show...which one of you called in to sing Mark D’s praises?
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Hey, what about the 5th Amendment???
Well, I might have but I was busy.
I think Mark Davis is one of the more lame subs for Rush, but boy he is so much better than the guy who replaced him here in Dallas.
Every time I tune in to that Ben Ferguson (?) dude, I long for Mark Davis.
WBAP needs to get him back on.
Talk radio has really gone downhill here...I pretty much now just leave my radio on The Ticket.
I listen to Pandora. I love it. We got a new car and all I have to do is take my phone into the car and the radio picks up the Pandora from the phone. I don’t have to do anything but start the car.
Otherwise, I listen to Rush at home through an app from my local radio station. Where ever I go, I can stream the talk radio from home without having to look for it on the local stations.
Ben Ferguson is from Memphis. I thought him a joke here when he replaced Mike Fleming. I guess the radio stations prefer cheap to good.
Rush, I think Punkin feels neglected.
Maybe time to adopt a companion cat Rush?
A few years ago Punkin had Rush pretty much to herself.
Now she has to compete with the new wife, new dog, and Rush’s travel schedule.
Poor kitty.
trayvon WAS a thug
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