[billorites]

[Zeppo]

"The circumstances surrounding the situation are very unique," she said.

As opposed to merely 'unique'?

[izzatzo]

Well, if he’s guilty of something, wonder why he squealed that he had swallowed the card? Police probably would have suspected he threw it away from altitude in the glider and they’d have a hard time finding it. I guess he must have felt her up or something. Whatever.

[Larry381]

We would of course need a picture of the victim to help determine guilt (or innocence)

[Hostage]

I was thinking to do this over a lake after launching from a water ski. How safe is hang gliding for a newbie?

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Well, one could say that she was a fallen woman.

[Terry Mross]

From the headline I was wondering how he swallowed the card AFTER he died. I was thinking “Maybe he had it in his mouth and swallowed it when he hit the ground.”

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Not pleasant to contemplate, but the possibility exists of something up between him and the boyfriend involving money.

[Randy Larsen]

Are you Sh!tt!ng Me?

[PAR35]

I’m willing to presume him guilty based upon his conduct. Of course, if he was incompetent in his hang gliding as he was in his attempted cover-up, the result is somewhat understandable.

[Scoutmaster]

The waiting period for the card has . . . um . . . ' passed.'

Police recover swallowed evidence from pilot in fatal hang-gliding accident

No news yet, except the awkwardly worded phrase: "We have processes in place to extract what is on the card.”

[TruthBeforeAll]

If it’s evidence why wait for it to pass. Cut it out of him.

[blueunicorn6]

This story is hard to swallow.

[BerryDingle]

I wonder how much he’d charge to take Pelosi up.