Posted on 05/08/2012 8:31:21 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Whilst you be joining?
It’s just on Books About Faces. Oh well.
I don’t do Books About Faces either, so I guess not.
If I didn’t wear sunscreen Rush I would look like a tomato, so there’s that.
Clint Jr is pure redhead. If he didn’t wear sunscreen he’d get sun poisoning.
Rush is FOS...
...probably OT, but just a couple of Things That Make Me Say Hmmmmm:
- If the libs are so happy and confident about the November elections, how come nobody....and I mean NOBODY down to and including local pols....will advertise themselves as a “D”?
- If ObamaCare is such a wonderful thing, why is it that those same people....including certain federal and state representatives who’ve spent loads of time in the past extolling the virtues....now treat the entire subject like a bunch of vampires confronted with a cross?
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