Dinosaurs Passing Wind May Have Caused Climate Change

Dinosaurs Passing Wind May Have Caused Climate Change Read more: http://nation.foxnews.com/global-w ^ | 07 May 2012 | Telegraph Staff

[DaveyB]

Modern science is a gas!

[familyop]

Aw, c’mon, don’t blame it all on me!

[yobid]

T-rex to Triceratops:

Pull my claw.

[pfflier]

What science? This is pure speculation based on presumptions that the dominant lifeform of the era causes it's own extinction.

The PC crowd wants us to believe that dinosaurs were the SUVs of their time.

This reads like something from the Onion.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Imagine how hot it would be if Buffalo Bill and the boys had killed all of those buffalo. They were the first environmental wackos.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Imagine how hot it would be if Buffalo Bill and the boys HADN’T killed all of those buffalo. They were the first environmental wackos.

[mountainlion]

The liberals still can’t accept defeat over there god of global warming.

[JaguarXKE]

Hey, Fred Flintstone drove one in the quarry!

[Sequoyah101]

At least three times this stupidity has been posted on FR. The moderator consistently freezes all manner of important threads because of duplicates.

How about freezing or deleting the duplicates for this one?

[libstripper]

Oh, the HORRORS of all those “Blazing Saddles” camp fire scenes!! I knew they were gross, but A MORTAL THREAT TO THE ENVIRONMENT. Worst of all, I was planing to sponsor an international farting contest. Quick, take me to the reeducation camp.

[DeaconRed]

The dinosaurs didn't do it by themselves. They needed lots of beans.
So the article should blame both equally.
Today its ALGORE & Beans.

[MrB]

Global Warming is more of a religion than a god to them...

Most leftists deny God, but still feel the burden of sin and the need to justify themselves as “good people”. Environmentalism provides that outlet for them.

[Stosh]

Sounds plausible to me - we know washed-up politicians passing gas are mainly responsible for all the global warming concern today.

[CitizenM]

And the smell was so bad they choked and all died off, and now Dinosaurs are ex-stinked!

[MindBender26]

Dinosaurs have nothing on being downwind of Helen Thomas after she had a plate of hummus and beans at a DC Lebanonese restaurant.

[tweakDU]

This all happened during the Milkofmagnisia period. I have installed new dinosaur gas detectors just in case...

[soycd]

There had to be at least one incident where one broke wind near an ignition source.

[WKUHilltopper]

Pull my claw....

[tumblindice]

The mother dinosaur managed to avoid a number of dangers all day, ranging from a T-Rex to walking off a cliff.
At the end of the day, one of her brood asked her how she knew to do all those things.
She replied, “My instincts.”
He said, “My end stinks too, but it doesn’t tell me anything!”

[VA_Gentleman]

I didn’t realize they had Taco Bells open back then.