[Mr Ramsbotham]

Cinco da Mayo is an Italian movie, like “Sinka da Bismarck.” The Mayo didn’t survive Operation Torch, if memory serves.

[dragnet2]

Do you expect top shelf service from someone making 9 bucks an hour, with zip zero benefits?

Good luck with that.

[Fast Moving Angel]

Recipe for the best ‘rita I’ve ever had: Fill large tumbler (at least 20-22 oz., 24 or 26 might be better) with ice. Crushed, cube, cracked, your choice. (If you like salt on the rim, salt it before adding ice.) Two shots Hornitos tequila, one shot Damiana (orange liqueur, much better than triple sec). Fill to top with your choice of margarita mix — the cheap stuff is OK. Stir, add straw and slice of lime and enjoy.

More info on Damiana: http://www.damiana.net

[Dust in the Wind]

For a moment I thought I was reading Steven Wright's stuff after he'd had an energy drink. Had to go BTTT and check; good read, filled with the truth!
Don't drink tequila unless with protection and at the cashier it's mostly hope I'll get the correct change. That you can count on. ;^)

[KJC1]

I think this is one of the more entertaining vanities I’ve read in a while, complete with some great observations! Thanks for an enjoyable read.

[RonF]

When I got a job at Purity Supreme in Cambridge, Mass. in 1973 I - as they well knew, a student at MIT - along with all the other cashier candidates had to take a math test. No calculator allowed and it was timed. Flunk the test and no cashier job for you.