[Elsie]

I want that cocky smirk off Obama's face.

How's this???

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[Mozilla]

Spoiler Alert: This happens every single time…

1. Republicans nominate a Moderate.

2. The Media calls the Moderate a racist.

3. The Moderate moves to the left to try to get the Media to stop calling him a racist.

4. The Media keeps calling him a racist.

5. The Moderate moves even further to the left to try to get the Media to stop calling him a racist.

6. The Media keeps calling him a racist.

7. The Moderate loses.

8. The Moderate endorses a Moderate in the next cycle. Ex: Bob Dole endorsed John McCain, John McCain endorsed Mitt Romney, and so on…

So, which terrible candidate do you think Mitt Romney will endorse in 2016? I mean, there are so many terrible candidates to choose from. On one hand, there’s the America-hating, Manchurian Candidate Jon Huntsman. On the other hand, there’s the effeminate, totally hapless loser, Mitch Daniels.