Posted on 04/30/2012 7:57:46 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
That was not only unfunny, it was insulting, demeaning, and ridiculous. There is nothing funny about that “joke”. If the NOW actually cared about women, they’d be as outraged as I am.
Tell me about it. He is the most classless, juvenile, immature, self important, worthless clown to ever inhabit the White House.
If I were the comedian I would have said, Mr. President I hope you are enjoying tonight because you won’t be here next year.
LOL!
Did you report it to your carrier?
Hey, I “somehow” acquired another cell phone. Would you be interested in purchasing it?
;-)
Yes, sending me a new free one and account is locked.
Thanks.
He is totally disgusting. This is a vulgar, shameless administration.
Anyone else having problems with the dittocam? It kept refreshing and finally took me to last friday’s program. Listening to the audio link now.
McCarver’s comment can be VERY easily researched. Every weather site records the barometric pressure daily, so all one would have to do is look at these pressures over time to see if the air pressure really has changed over the years.
Nevermind, Rush answered my question.
Rush calls a slut a slut; and all hell breaks loose.
Obumma makes a comment insinuating “hockey moms” aka Sarah Palin tastes the opposite of delicious, which can lead too all kinds of conclusions. . . not a word is said. No one has even raised their eyebrows. I’m thoroughly disgusted.
MLB has been moving the fences in at some stadiums because not enough home runs are being hit.
its a vote to get da ghetto out of our whitehouse and send dignity back in
sigh
Bout time. People need to see these cockroaches exposed.
Saturday night’s ridiculously pathetic show sealed the deal. Romney isn’t my top ten choice, but pouting it out and re-electing this evil bastard is treasonous.
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