[martin_fierro]

Families baptize kittens.

Wait, was that wrong?

[Slings and Arrows]

> Families baptize kittens.

Wait, was that wrong?

Easier than a bris.

[zeugma]

Families baptize kittens.

Wait, was that wrong?

When you 'baptize' kittens, you're not supposed to hold them under for 5 minutes.

Or so I'm told.

 

I don't know why the NYT is so suprised by this. This is not news in any sense, as anyone with a brain who has seen the demographic numbers over the past 10-20 years could accurately predict the outcome.