Obama: 'I was born in Hawaii,' wink, wink (taunts Trump, complements press on digging up truth)

World Net Daily ^ | April 29, 2012 | Drew Zahn

[Seizethecarp]

Barack Obama opened last night’s White House Correspondents Dinner – an annual chuckle-fest with D.C. reporters and pop culture celebrities – with a pair of jokes and a wink about his supposed Hawaii birthplace.

He began with more veiled joke alluding to April 28 of last year, when the White House released to the press a copy of his purported long-form birth certificate, a move prompted in part by calls from Donald Trump to see evidence of Obama’s eligibility to be president.

“My fellow Americans, we gather during a historic anniversary,” Obama said. “Last year at this time, in fact on this very weekend, we finally delivered justice to one of the world’s most notorious individuals.”

Video screens in the room then flashed a photo of Trump.

Obama then explained he was advised to “reintroduce himself” to America.

“My name is Barack Obama. My mother was born in Kansas. My father was born in Kenya. And I was born, of course,” the sitting president said with a mischievous, knowing wink, “in Hawaii.”

[noinfringers2]

Lacking verified evidence as to Obama’s father the Hawaii divorce record from Obama Sr. doesn’t remove Frank Davis, a pornographer and communist seducer friend of Stanley’s parents, from being Obama’s sperm father. What about the porno pictures of Obama’a mother at the Davis home. Are these photos really true or not. I believe most if not all the dots as to Obama’s and mother’s background can just as well be started with Davis.

[mel]

I agree, I don’t like to call creeps animal

[Drew68]

Hillary Clinton must drink a bottle of booze every night thinking “How the heck did I lose to this clown?”

The sad thing is I feel sorry for her. Where would this country be right now if the Clintons were back in the White House? For all of Bill's faults, at least he knew what the hell he was doing and didn't destroy the economy doing it.

[RightWingConspirator]

While I was stationed at Hickam AFB from 1969 to 1972, Abercrombie was an anti-war, rabble-rousing graduate student at UH. He frequently led demonstrations attempting to close entrances to the island’s military bases.

In one case, one of Abercrombie’s minions, a very naive colonel’s daughter, brought some of his scum on to Hickam in a car with her father’s base decal. Up until that time, although security was good at the base’s gates, access to Hq PCACF was open, and this twit brought the scum into the building and up the stairs to the Directorate of Operations where they dumped chicken blood into some file cabinets. The two surprised AF majors in the office cold-cocked two of the scum, and held them all for the Security police. The colonel was fired and he and his whole family (daughter included) were removed from the island the next day. The two cold-cocked guys filed an assault suit against the majors, but the case was thrown out by the judge because they were trespassing in an unauthorized/classified area.

Needless to say, security at Hq PACAF was tightened up immediately.

[SaraJohnson]

You poor soul. I know the feeling. There are spelling nazis that lurk here that discredit what you say if your grammar or spelling is incorrect.

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Often they make an error in their slam on you for making an error. I love it when bloated egos claim to be sarmter tha uoy. :)

[mel]

Oh how i wish for those days of simply blue dress, stains, cigars. And we thought that was awful, that was absolutely nothing compared to this. Watergate pales in comparison
to these scandals.

[Gay State Conservative]

Gotta fix this up a bit...

My fellow Americans,we gather during a historic anniversary,” Obama said. “Last year at this time, in fact on this very weekend (one of my many golfing weekends,the United States Navy finally delivered justice to one of the world’s most notorious individuals.

Obama then explained he was advised to “reintroduce himself” to America.

Not necessary,Osama.We've had a 39 month long introduction to you.Unemployment is 10%,almost half of US households are on food stamps,residential real estate values are down by 30%,gasoline is $4 a gallon,the process of destroying the finest health care system ever known to mankind has begun,and Iran is within months of developing a nuclear weapon,with nothing but crickets heard from the White House.Yes,Osama,we have a *very* good idea who you are,thanks!

“My name is Barack Obama. My mother (who was a Marxist radical)was born in Kansas. My father (ditto) was born in Kenya (as were most of you relatives,at least two of whom are currently living in the US in blatant violation of Federal law).And I was born, of course,” the sitting president said with a mischievous, knowing wink, “well,that's a secret”

[cynwoody]

Still, an examination of your original birth certificate (not a supposed copy) from the Hawaii archives would be a good step.

What I'm still scratching my head about is, why did Obama send his lawyer to Honolulu to courier the document back to the White House? I mean, there's Federal Express! Hell, there's even the USPS! How many dollars an hour do they charge?

But of course I lack the reptilian brain of a Chicago community organizer. Obama knows he can prove what he needs to prove if push ever comes to shove. Meanwhile, time for some head games.

If he had actually wanted to end the birther thing last year, he could simply have asked the Hawaii Department of Health to post the damn document on their website. Then he could have announced the URL at his little press conference and proudly displayed the hi-res image on one of his 200-pound air conditioned outdoor teleprompter monitors.

[Gay State Conservative]

Damn,HTML skills need work...

[Drew68]

Oh how i wish for those days of simply blue dress, stains, cigars. And we thought that was awful, that was absolutely nothing compared to this. Watergate pales in comparison to these scandals.

Yeah, at least we all had jobs back then and could afford to laugh at our horndog president.

[Josephat]

I wonder if that makes Roberts part of the scam. If I remember correctly, it was Roberts who screwed up the oath. Did Obama just take advantage of his error, and would he have sworn on the Bible if Roberts had recited the oath properly? Or is Roberts part of this nefarious plan to take down our country? We just don’t know who we can trust these days. We used to know and proclaim proudly, “In GOD we trust”. Those were the good old days They can be good again if we return to our faith in God and trust Him to heal our nation. Pray often and trust God.

[melancholy]

Ping...............

Barry’s Year of Living Dangerously continues...

Thank you, Seizethecarp.

[sueQ]

I have to agree with the Donald. Bush senior gave us Clinton (Gee... I kind of long for those days myself), and Bush junior gave us Obama. God forbid we get another Bush in the administration or we’ll get the anti-Christ himself.

[Josephat]

It wasn’t time yet. He was helping to set the table.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

speling nasis? hear? On FR? Is it ture? :-)

[melancholy]

Obama is using ridicule to demonize and marginalize anyone who questions his legitimacy. That is the reason the term "birther" was coined, i.e., anyone who questions the authenticity of his birth certificate or Constitutionality to hold the office is a tin foil hat wearer who must be laughed at as some sort of lunatic.

Exactly.

Tell some of our fellow FReepers that ridiculing and marginalizing FReepers who question 0b0z0's legitimacy by calling them "Birthers" IS a communist tactic right out of Alinsky's manual!

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

“Yes, keep laughing. As I throw dishes away to make room for more ammo.”

Best post on this thread!

[Sacajaweau]

Obama got ahead of Roberts...and it got messed up..

[Sacajaweau]

It was Lincoln's bible.

The 2nd time... there's a video...

[mojitojoe]

He’s such an arrogant a$$.