[EGPWS]

What a wonderfully euphoric way to grow old. : D

/s

[Carriage Hill]

“Cocaine is God’s way of telling you that you have too much money.” - Robin Williams, 80s routine (IIRC)

[EGPWS]

Dad, could you go to the corner and buy me a depends refill?

[BigLittle]

[GOP Poet]

I bet someday we will see studies find the same shrinkage issue in Democrats and liberals in general—use it our lose it!! Haha.

[chris37]

Nonsense. It ages nothing.

[yldstrk]

ya think

[rawcatslyentist]

>"Rates of premature death among drug abusers are up to eight times higher than in the general population,"

Good news for Soc Sec.

[Gator113]

I’m starting to get the picture.

Obama’s mommy is white, he is black and his brain is bright blue.

[bgill]

[Revolting cat!]

Silver lining: it’s a faster way to wisdom.

[Rocky]

Things go faster with coke?

[Hot Tabasco]

"It would be good to run a study scanning the participants once a year for a long period," she says.

[Gay State Conservative]

Steak,prime rib and chocolate are my drugs of choice.Of course a couple of doctors disapprove of these addictions.

[Venturer]

I don’t know how she came to this conclusion, people who use Cocaine don’t have a brain.

[TexasSecede79366]

"We are an aging society as it is," says Ersche. "If our young people are aging prematurely due to drug abuse, the public health implications could be huge."

OMIGOD!! We're all going to die!!

[Road Glide]

I was talkin to my doctor
Down in the hospital
I said I was 27
He said “that’s impossible….
“You look like you’re 45”

Cocaine…
Runnin’ all around my brain

- Jackson Browne
(From “Cocaine” on the “Running on Empty” album)

[Slings and Arrows]

So Lemmy’s mental age is about 137, I’m guessing.

[samtheman]

The War on Drugs is a law enforcement nightmare.

The drugs themselves, if unregulated, would lead to a public health nightmare.