Posted on 04/27/2012 11:40:42 AM PDT by InvisibleChurch
Aging 9/11 terrorist Osama bin Laden considered himself a stud who deserved multiple wives, but had to use a sex potion and Just for Men hair dye to keep his harem interested, according to a blockbuster book due out May 1, the one-year anniversary of his assassination by U.S. Navy SEALs.
In Manhunt: The Ten-Year Search for bin Laden from 9/11 to Abbottabad, CNN national security analyst Peter Bergen reveals that the reclusive killer was an advocate of polygamy. In an excerpt provided exclusively to Secrets, he writes:
“His family life in Abbottabad was a source of genuine solace for bin Laden, who believed deeply that polygamy was a religious obligation. To his close male friends he used to joke, ‘I don’t understand why people take only one wife. If you take four wives you live like a groom.’”
But, adds Manhunt, it wasn’t easy keeping up with his concubines. In fact, he mixed up a natural version of Viagra and dyed his hair black.
“Bin Laden was vain,” a source familiar with the contents of the book said. “Bin Laden regularly applied Just for Men dye to his hair and beard to try to maintain a youthful appearance now that he was midway through his fifties.”
And his attempts to live like Playboy’s Hugh Hefner didn’t end there. “To keep up with the regimen required by four wives, bin Laden used Avena syrup – a natural Viagra made from wild oats – which was found in large supply in the compound” where he was killed, Manhunt reveals.
(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonexaminer.com ...
The closer it gets to the election, the more the MSM will dredge up BS about Bin Laden...you know, the guy “O” killed!
I didn’t think the goats out in the pen cared about Bin Laden’s hair color.
Having a harem isn’t all fun and games.
I bet Google just saw an huge increase (no pun intended) on search results for “Avena syrup”!!! lol
What assassination? To date the public has seen not one shred of evidence that this is fact. The families of the 911 victims have been denied closure by this foul administration on the excuse "we do not wish to offend Muslims". As far as I'm concerned OBL is alive and well.
Osama sounds like a typical RAT politician. Dyed hair and viagra.
Yuck! The cringe-factor on this is sky high!
Oh I can see it now...
OBL: (to ‘wife of the night’) “hey baby, check out my beard, lookin’ virile aren’t I?”
W#3: “oh yes master, you are rippling with male energy!”
OBL: “oh it’s what I do, and look at this!”
W#3: “ohhhhhh my my! is that what I think it is?”
OBL: “yeahhhh baby, my airliner’s fuselage has been hijacked by Mohammed Avena, there’s no telling where he’s going to aim it!”
W#3: “oh please master, don’t crash into my delicate naughty bits!”
OBL: “say it b*tch, say it”
W#3: “yes master, ‘I pledge allegiance, to the flag, of *mmph* (gurgle) ‘the united (gagging) oh noooo!!! i can’t take the big hijacked airliner, it is just too much!”
OBL: “yeahhh, it IS too much, can’t take that big thick fuselage can you Lady Liberty?”
W#3: “noooo, I bow and submit to you Shiek bin Laden, i am a shameless whore, and only your (gasp) fully engorged airliner can purify my wretched soul...!”
OBL: “Never SEEN a hijacked airliner like THIS before, now have you?!?”
W#3: “noooo, but I DID see a very impressive picture of the infidel Dick Cheney, wearing some tight trousers, smiling and looking very MASCULINE (swooning)”
OBL: “thanks. soooo care for a Mr. Softy cone?”
W#3: “uhhhh no, not tonight. maybe another time.”
That said, I don't believe for one moment bin Laden is dead. No pics of dead body.
We saw the photos of a dead Saddam Hussein, a Muslim, and a dead Quaddafi (sp), a Muslim ... somehow it was okay to show THOSE pics to the world.
But we were informed it would "create an uprising" or make bin Laden, a Muslim, some kind of martyr for the Islamic lunatics to rally around if HIS dead body was shown...?
I'm calling BS on his "death."
Or he died years ago.
Where's the Death Certificate?
End of the day at work and I’m browsing Freep. I must be tired because I read your headline as “Stud bin Laden used sex “position” just for men. And that’s not the image I want at the end of work on Friday.
That’s why the good Lord invented beer and twangy country music.
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