We're not as think as you drunk we were...
1 posted on
04/25/2012 10:44:51 AM PDT by
Nachum
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To: Nachum
drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things... nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance: therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand to, and not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him in a sleep, and, giving him the lie, leaves him.
Shakespeare/Macbeth
31 posted on
04/25/2012 11:18:04 AM PDT by
PGR88
To: Nachum
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"You just wanna see what kinda milage you can get on a full tank..."
To: Nachum
The Post story also quotes multiple unnamed agents who defended their colleagues, explaining that having sex with prostitutes should have no impact on their ability to do their job; some sources also harkened back to 2009, when Secret Service agents assigned to President Clinton partied it up with strippers. Some guys could have a good time Wednesday night, and Friday morning they would be on their post, shaved and ready to go, said one agent.
The agents or the strippers?
34 posted on
04/25/2012 11:23:07 AM PDT by
aruanan
To: Nachum
Secret Service Agents: We Were Too Drunk To Have SexDidn't the 'Dead Kennedys' have a hit song about that?
Too drunk to... well... never mind.
36 posted on
04/25/2012 11:30:41 AM PDT by
Zeppo
("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
To: Nachum
I have used that excuse. It does not work.
To: Nachum
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To: Nachum
I believe the Dead Kennedys wrote a song about this.
To: Nachum
Too drunk to have sex?
So you are pussies and can’t hold yer liquor?
You needed to be bounced from the SS a long time ago then.
You are weak as a newborn baby’s grip.
49 posted on
04/25/2012 11:54:09 AM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: Nachum
If their wives accept that story then everyone else should. /s
61 posted on
04/25/2012 12:43:59 PM PDT by
TigersEye
(Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
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