Posted on 04/23/2012 7:44:10 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Wow, I have been in and out this afternoon, but I everytime I pop back in I feel like we are at a cocktail party of the beltway elites. Her hosting style and “chatting” with guests gives us great insight of their mutual butt kissing that must be the focus of those parties. No wonder they are all so disconnected from us common folk.
I find it a great honor to have Mary Matlin. It could be because maybe Rush is also is looking for another sub for future subing.
Congrats to Jr.! Great Matlin interview of Rep. Paul.
Shall I ask "Even Davis?" before the Thundering Herd arrives......LOL
Gems from the clutter is a good way to put it, though. Especially compared to my usual "Flyspecks outta the pepper."
Mary's okay, even if she is sailing off into the RINO Establishment waters right now.
At least she doesn't call people names if they don't dance to her tune.....
you could not give me gold to listen to Mary again.
LOL
Show ain’t over yet, and I learned from hunting that if you keep things real low-key until you’ve got a good sight picture, the tenderloins won’t get all nasty and filled up with adrenalin.
JMHO, Matlin’s sounding like she’s going to go pounce on somebody now that we’re all relaxed......
Congrats to your son. Love Paul Ryan
.....and then she goes, does TWO more MittAds and leaves me sitting here looking like a goof.
Sheesh.
Excellent show! I thoroughly enjoyed it!
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