I went to Utah once about 30 years ago and floated in the salt lake. Does that count? Oh yes and I saw the salt flats in the desert where they race cars. Our A/C went out too while driving and my GF at the time went into a panic and ran out of the car into the desert. But that’s women for you. They vote for a POTUS almost always based on looks and run out into a desert because the A/C in a car breaks down. Oh yes honey, doing that will most certainly help you cool down.
And you didn’t marry her because...
deserts get really cold at night
I thought that you were really weird, having a woman for a grandfather- then I figured out what you were talking about.