[yank in the UK]

Does Bill Mahers a$$ ever become jealous by the amount of S*** that comes out of his mouth?

[grey_whiskers]

Does Bill Mahers a$$ ever become jealous by the amount of S*** that comes out of his mouth?

From Nicarchus:

Τὸ στόμα χὠ πρωκτὸς, Θεόδωρε, σοῦ ὄζει,
ὥστε διαγνῶναι τοῖς φυσικοῖς καλὸν ἦν.
ἦ γράψαι σε ἔδει ποῖον στόμα, ποῖον ὁ πρωκτός,
νῦν δὲ λαλοῦντος σου βδεῖν σ᾽ ἐνόμιζον ἐγώ.

Your mouth and your breech, Theodorus, smell the same, so that it would be a famous task for men of science to distinguish them. You ought really to write on a label which is your mouth and which your breech, but now when you speak I think you break wind.

Source: http://laudatortemporisacti.blogspot.com/2006/04/halitosis.html

Cheers!