[doug from upland]

I pledge to use about 2% of the amount of energy consumed by Barbra Streisand. I pledge to not use gas guzzling limos for award ceremonies. I pledge to never have a butt as big as Michelle Obama, which would cause me to use more of the Earth's oxygen. I pledge to never tear down virgin forest on a mountain (such as Aspen), create ski lifts that use tremendous energy, pave over the mountain for automobiles that bring pollution, and create a place where the wealthy hypocrites fly in on private jets and tell us how to live our lives.

NOTE: my kids are grown. It would be a good idea for about 20 million Americans to pledge to homeschool their children, thus saving an enormous amount of energy -- no schools to heat or cool, no drives to and from school to pick up the kids.

[decal]

I plan on reminding everyone that Earth Day is also N. Lenin’s birthday and that it’s not a coincidence.

[sjmjax]

I plan to go to the gun range and return many pounds of lead stolen from Mother Earth to its rightful place.

[IronJack]

I use Earth Day as the time to clean out my garage and dump old paint, thinners, solvents, and other toxic chemicals into the swamp ... er, I mean wetland ... behind my house.

[catfish1957]

Think I will drive my 12 mpg truck an extra 100 miles today.

[Colonel_Flagg]

I plan to drive a Chevy Volt past a pile of used tires. When the car goes up in flames, the tires will too. It’s a twofer.

[luvie]

Gotta remember to turn on all the lights, the AC, as many computers as I can and the TV/DVR.

Or just take a nap. :)