[doug from upland]

I pledge to use about 2% of the amount of energy consumed by Barbra Streisand. I pledge to not use gas guzzling limos for award ceremonies. I pledge to never have a butt as big as Michelle Obama, which would cause me to use more of the Earth's oxygen. I pledge to never tear down virgin forest on a mountain (such as Aspen), create ski lifts that use tremendous energy, pave over the mountain for automobiles that bring pollution, and create a place where the wealthy hypocrites fly in on private jets and tell us how to live our lives.

NOTE: my kids are grown. It would be a good idea for about 20 million Americans to pledge to homeschool their children, thus saving an enormous amount of energy -- no schools to heat or cool, no drives to and from school to pick up the kids.

[cardinal4]

I’m going to drive the long way to work and leave the bathroom light on!

[Personal Responsibility]

I pledge to try and rememeber to turn off the lights when I leave a room. That’s about as far as I’m willing to go for this BS

[humblegunner]

Well, since Erfday is on Sunday I pledge to make a pizza and watch Stargate re-runs.

Just like every other Sunday.

[UB355]

I will try to get Al and Tipper back together so they only waste energy in one household.

[kingu]

I pledge to shred and re-use as hamster bedding every piece of RNC mail I receive this campaign season.

I pledge to use only 3% of Al Gore's energy footprint.

I pledge to keep the skies clear by not letting any TSA goon conduct an illegal search or use methods that wouldn't be permitted in a prison.

I pledge to save the environment by not buying a car filled with toxic batteries, and instead recycle a car that gets better gas mileage than the same hybrid car that's coming off the assembly line.

[albie]

I pledge to burn my old tires using organic lighter fluid!

[The Chid]

I've been spending my day with a chainsaw, cutting down trees, chopping them up and burning them.

No joke.

[Hodar]

I already killed a wasp (in my home uninvited) with half a can of poison.

-Mrs. Hodar

[GeorgiaDawg32]

[stboz]

I pledge to consume hugh amounts of peanuts, hardboiled eggs and Michelob, thus generating enormous amounts of greenhouse gases and defending Earth from the Next Ice Age.

[SparkyBass]

I pledge to flush my low-flow toilet two or three times... just to clear the air.

[doug from upland]

I just knew this would become a fun thread.

[FlingWingFlyer]

I’m not impressed. A “billion” is nothing. This is the Error of Obama. If you’re not talking TRILLIONS, you ain’t talking.

[Parmy]

Anti-communist earth day ping!

[Cringing Negativism Network]

"Earth Day co-founder killed, composted girlfriend" (MSNBC April 2011)

Don't support hippies composting their girlfriends. Boycott "Earth Day"

[CatherineofAragon]

I pledge never to forget that we are supposed to worship the Creator, NOT the creation, and that He deeded this planet to us for our good stewardship and USE.

I also pledge not to purchase any item which has a label that screams “Green”. And I pledge to chew out any salesperson who tries to interest me in such a product, and berate them for being a dupe who believes in the biggest hoax ever perpetrated on mankind.

[tbpiper]

I’m going to gather all the abandoned car tires I can find....and burn them.

[BenLurkin]

HOW TO CELEBRATE

EARTH DAY, 2012

[RoadTest]

The world is entertaining insanity.

[bgill]

I pledge to... naw, can’t get motivated about earthday enough.