I pledge to use about 2% of the amount of energy consumed by Barbra Streisand. I pledge to not use gas guzzling limos for award ceremonies. I pledge to never have a butt as big as Michelle Obama, which would cause me to use more of the Earth's oxygen. I pledge to never tear down virgin forest on a mountain (such as Aspen), create ski lifts that use tremendous energy, pave over the mountain for automobiles that bring pollution, and create a place where the wealthy hypocrites fly in on private jets and tell us how to live our lives.
NOTE: my kids are grown. It would be a good idea for about 20 million Americans to pledge to homeschool their children, thus saving an enormous amount of energy -- no schools to heat or cool, no drives to and from school to pick up the kids.
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To: doug from upland
I’m going to drive the long way to work and leave the bathroom light on!
2 posted on
04/21/2012 10:46:11 AM PDT by
cardinal4
(Do I really need a /s tag?)
To: doug from upland
I pledge to try and rememeber to turn off the lights when I leave a room. That’s about as far as I’m willing to go for this BS
To: doug from upland
Well, since Erfday is on Sunday I pledge to make a pizza and watch Stargate re-runs.
Just like every other Sunday.
To: doug from upland
I will try to get Al and Tipper back together so they only waste energy in one household.
5 posted on
04/21/2012 10:54:46 AM PDT by
UB355
(Slower traffic keep right)
To: doug from upland
I pledge to shred and re-use as hamster bedding every piece of RNC mail I receive this campaign season.
I pledge to use only 3% of Al Gore's energy footprint.
I pledge to keep the skies clear by not letting any TSA goon conduct an illegal search or use methods that wouldn't be permitted in a prison.
I pledge to save the environment by not buying a car filled with toxic batteries, and instead recycle a car that gets better gas mileage than the same hybrid car that's coming off the assembly line.
6 posted on
04/21/2012 10:56:03 AM PDT by
kingu
(Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
To: doug from upland
I pledge to burn my old tires using organic lighter fluid!
7 posted on
04/21/2012 10:57:25 AM PDT by
albie
To: doug from upland
I've been spending my day with a chainsaw, cutting down trees, chopping them up and burning them.
No joke.
8 posted on
04/21/2012 11:00:30 AM PDT by
The Chid
To: doug from upland
I already killed a wasp (in my home uninvited) with half a can of poison.
-Mrs. Hodar
9 posted on
04/21/2012 11:00:52 AM PDT by
Hodar
( Who needs laws; when this FEELS so right?)
To: doug from upland
13 posted on
04/21/2012 11:12:40 AM PDT by
GeorgiaDawg32
(God is dead - William Hamilton....William Hamilton is dead - God (And he means it))
To: doug from upland
I pledge to consume hugh amounts of peanuts, hardboiled eggs and Michelob, thus generating enormous amounts of greenhouse gases and defending Earth from the Next Ice Age.
14 posted on
04/21/2012 11:13:54 AM PDT by
stboz
To: doug from upland
I pledge to flush my low-flow toilet two or three times... just to clear the air.
To: All
I just knew this would become a fun thread.
16 posted on
04/21/2012 11:14:58 AM PDT by
doug from upland
(Just in case, it has been reserved: www.TheBitchIsBack2012.com)
To: doug from upland
I’m not impressed. A “billion” is nothing. This is the Error of Obama. If you’re not talking TRILLIONS, you ain’t talking.
17 posted on
04/21/2012 11:17:22 AM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(It's time for the 47% to start paying their "fair share" of income taxes.)
To: doug from upland
Anti-communist earth day ping!
18 posted on
04/21/2012 11:17:35 AM PDT by
Parmy
To: doug from upland
To: doug from upland
I pledge never to forget that we are supposed to worship the Creator, NOT the creation, and that He deeded this planet to us for our good stewardship and USE.
I also pledge not to purchase any item which has a label that screams “Green”. And I pledge to chew out any salesperson who tries to interest me in such a product, and berate them for being a dupe who believes in the biggest hoax ever perpetrated on mankind.
20 posted on
04/21/2012 11:26:16 AM PDT by
CatherineofAragon
(Time for a write-in campaign...Darryl Dixon for President)
To: doug from upland
I’m going to gather all the abandoned car tires I can find....and burn them.
23 posted on
04/21/2012 11:54:08 AM PDT by
tbpiper
To: doug from upland
HOW TO CELEBRATE
EARTH DAY, 2012
24 posted on
04/21/2012 12:21:09 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: doug from upland
The world is entertaining insanity.
25 posted on
04/21/2012 12:26:51 PM PDT by
RoadTest
(There is one god, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus.)
To: doug from upland
I pledge to... naw, can’t get motivated about earthday enough.
26 posted on
04/21/2012 1:03:55 PM PDT by
bgill
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