[Razzz42]

http://www.darpa.mil/NewsEvents/Releases/2012/04/10.aspx

Entering your wife if she just goes through the motions, doesn’t qualify as robotic or humanoid even if she is shielded against certain penetrations.

[Viking2002]

My wife qualifies as all three. Can I just accept the prize money now?

"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."

--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920