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Obama: "We've just got to do something about these gas prices, they're killing my chances! Any ideas?"

Hack #1: "Well, maybe open the gulf back up for drilling?"

Obama: "Are you crazy? Come on, people, serious ideas only!"

Hack #2: "Well, there was that whole keystone pipeline thing..."

Obama: "Now I'm getting mad. What is that thing, a vampire? I thought I put a stake in it's heart but it keeps coming back."

Hack #3: "I just don't see how we can do much without imposing a stifling beurocracy and excessive regulations..."

Obama: "Finally a good idea! Regulations! Fantastic!"

Hack #3: "But wait, I meant that would be bad"

Obama: "Not now, I'm on a roll! Quick, let's get a press release together, we're going to regulate!"