Do as Peter Griffith did and form the Republic of Petoria? (motto: "E. Peterbus Unum")
I have a better idea. I'm going to move to Mexico, renounce my American citizenship, and THEN enter California unlawfully (preferably with my parents driving me across the border, so I can say they just brought me with them) Once there, I will enroll for MBA program at UCLA, and demand in-state tuition rates. I'll save a ton of $$$ and according to the Perrybots here, it's not only heartless to deny me discounted tuition, it's racist as well. I also plan on saving a ton on medical bills (too bad I'm not female and can't give birth to 10 kids that would also benefit), driver's license fees, federal tax laws, and being able to vote in the presidential elections of TWO countries in 2012! Woo hoo!
One of my favorite threads on FR was the guy who wrote Senator Sarbanes and inquired how he could change his status from natural-born U.S. citizen to illegal immigrant, in order to reap the benefits in the bill Sarbanes voted for:
Sickening!