Posted on 04/15/2012 5:54:56 AM PDT by Zakeet
If you were the guy at the Megadeth and Motorhead concert with a red mohwak and 'viper piercings' then one lady has something you left behind - your baby.
At least that is one woman's claim on Craigslist's 'Missed Connections' for Chicago and posted anonymously.
Obviously a man with a red mohawk at a Megadeth concert does not narrow things down, but the lady with blue hair and black biker boots does recall some intimate details.
In the post, which has been removed from the website, the woman outlines their sexual encounter in the bathroom of the Aragon Ballroom in February.
Inspired by Motorhead's Lemmy and his hits such as 'Ace of Spades', the girl who does not seem to remember the father-to-be's name has a rather blunt message for the man with the red mohawk.
'Anyway, I'm pregnant. It's yours. Contact me if you want to be part of your child's life,' said the post.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
damn straight!!!
Reminds me of the joke where the old man is sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. He’s staring at a young man with multiple colorful tattoos, bright colored hair and multiple face piercings. The young dude is somewhat annoyed and confronts the starring man and says, “What’s the matter old man, didn’t you ever do anything wild before?” the older guy says, “ yeah, when I was young I had sex with a peacock and I was wondering if you might be my son.”
I presume Sandra Fluke wrote that ad.
It happened because the Fed Govt didn’t supply her with the needed contraceptives.
Sin complicates things.
I gotta remember that!
Good one, I honestly had not heard that one before. Thanks for the laugh this morning.
“OH,.. MY EYES,.. THEY`RE BURNING!!
pretty much...
Rock on!
I say good for her, but there is little chance the father will step up.
If Obama had a son...
“This reminds me of the subplot in “Beavis and Butthead Do America,” where they meet their fathers in the desert.”
I like when president Clinton made them honorary ATF agents.
Butthead: “Whoa, cigarettes and beer kick ass!”
Beavis: “And FIREarms!”
Classy..
LOL good one.
I’d heard it before but had forgotten it.
The father?
Considering that the bands are Megadeath and Motorhead, and having teenage kids and knowing what’s popular with their age group, this woman is probably middle aged. Even scarier.
Dave Mustaine was with Metallica back in the 80s. He left and formed Megadeth around 84. Motorhead started sometime around the mid 70s.
There’s nothing wrong with older people seeing bands they enjoyed during their teen years. It’s not like middle aged “Twilight” fans.
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