[a fool in paradise]

Just say NO.. Conservatives and majority Republicans don’t watch this “show”. Romney should take the high ground and stay away from SNL. Make THEM come to our worlsview...

They'll just hire Ted Danson instead.

[Mountain Mary]

They are saying that Jason Sudeikus who plays Mittens might leave next season.
So Ted, dude, are you available?

And BTW, Danson was bald as an eagle twenty years ago...So...Morris should get his hairpieces from this guy’s supplier.

And Mitt, they have good colorists at salons now. You don’t have to do it yourself anymore.

[Slings and Arrows]

That’s one way to get him out of the race.