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A reading from the Book of ZOT!
And so it CONTINUED to pass that as The Great Cat blew the Great Horn of Rebellion at the oncoming RINO Horde, didith the traitorous and cowardly amongst the faithful rise up against him.
In the most ancient tome brethren, we are warned of deceit. We are warned of those whose faith is but a fleeting thing, suited only to situation and bendable as a branch in the wind. But what of the tree that sprouted it? The tree gives no way and must be verily uprooted before the storm!
But as all trees, they require maintenance to ensure their optimal growth and health, less branches broken from excessive bending lead to a messy yard. And so it was that The Great Cat didith take to pruning his hedges; mightly and with great vigor!.
And it didith transpire that dsthompson (no Jim Thompson, he) IceAge (truly a bad thing for optimal forest health), and Once-Ler (ultimately ironic considering the subject matter) didith recievith the touch of sacred steel. And much voltage.
We mourn these branches’ passing, as it is never a good thing to see a former brethren fall. But their growth had entangled them with the lines of power above them. And as any good lineman knows, branches coming into contact with high voltage results in significant outages.
And so did the fuzzy winged (legal) lawn maintenance crew descend from Valhalla to pick through the charred bits and bytes of these formerly healthy branches, loading them into the cart pulled by the eight-legged steed and delivered off to the ditch out behind fell Trollhenge, where their remains act as a leech field for the pipings of the Great Porcelain Receptacle.
Book of ZOT!
Chapter 243, verses 1-6. “Yard Maintenance and other fun musings”
Normie, Wandering Druid of Trollhenge
Greetings, Norman, ye Druid of Ode.
The half of the Great Zot has not been told.
Some to belittle and some to conspire,
All stand in a circle and commence to fire.
Yea,it is a terrible sight to behold.
LOL. One thing is for certain, you are more of a prophet than Joseph Smith, the convicted swindler ever was. Great Post, a work of poetic genius!
Allow me to re-post this masterpiece!
“A reading from the Book of ZOT!
And so it CONTINUED to pass that as The Great Cat blew the Great Horn of Rebellion at the oncoming RINO Horde, didith the traitorous and cowardly amongst the faithful rise up against him.
In the most ancient tome brethren, we are warned of deceit. We are warned of those whose faith is but a fleeting thing, suited only to situation and bendable as a branch in the wind. But what of the tree that sprouted it? The tree gives no way and must be verily uprooted before the storm!
But as all trees, they require maintenance to ensure their optimal growth and health, less branches broken from excessive bending lead to a messy yard. And so it was that The Great Cat didith take to pruning his hedges; mightly and with great vigor!.
And it didith transpire that dsthompson (no Jim Thompson, he) IceAge (truly a bad thing for optimal forest health), and Once-Ler (ultimately ironic considering the subject matter) didith recievith the touch of sacred steel. And much voltage.
We mourn these branches’ passing, as it is never a good thing to see a former brethren fall. But their growth had entangled them with the lines of power above them. And as any good lineman knows, branches coming into contact with high voltage results in significant outages.
And so did the fuzzy winged (legal) lawn maintenance crew descend from Valhalla to pick through the charred bits and bytes of these formerly healthy branches, loading them into the cart pulled by the eight-legged steed and delivered off to the ditch out behind fell Trollhenge, where their remains act as a leech field for the pipings of the Great Porcelain Receptacle.
Book of ZOT!
Chapter 243, verses 1-6. “Yard Maintenance and other fun musings”
Normie, Wandering Druid of Trollhenge”